NASA hires theologians to prepare humanity for alien contact, AYYLMAO!

A pandemic that came from having sex with pangolins and eating mutated bats, worldwide economic crises caused by disproportionate wealth and disaster capitalism, the meta verse launch, NFTs valued at millions of dollars…

What a time to be alive!

And 2022 looks even more fucked up than the past two years. “He who is afraid of living, may he not come back to life” —or something like that—.

After countless sightings documented over history with low-quality video recorders and blurry pictures, the Vatican saying there’s no conflict between believing in God and aliens, and the Pentagon yielding to Tom Delonge’s request of researching UFO sightings and declassifying evidence, it’s finally here: Another official confirmation nudging towards the existence of extraterrestrial beings.

NASA hired a group of theology academics to lead a program at Center for Theological Inquiry (CTI) at Princeton University, NJ. Supposedly to study how to communicate and deal with reaction of religious people upon learning that the existence of aliens is confirmed. Meaning, God created MAN and ALIENS; or ALIENS are not part of GOD”S Kingdom. Looks like huge amounts of copium will be administered within the next year.

What do you think is gonna be the inevitable finding?

An official confirmation of “That flying machinery is not ours, nor it possesses human technology.” Maybe an actual picture or sound taken from one of humanity’s space exploration probe; or something smaller, even microscopic, like a new multicellular organism discovered in space.

Me, I’m a fan of the little grey beings with big black eyes and long extremities. I prefer them over some blob or tentacle monster-like figure. Hopefully no psychic powers. And definitely, no shape shifting beings transforming into the image of our parents to help us cope with their existence. (Right, Jodie Foster at the end of “Contact”? God! It still hurts.)

As long as they don’t try to feed me a “they’re not aliens, they’re prehistoric angels” bullshit narrative, I’ll be ok with the results.

Whatever it is, it’s coming, and soon. The hiring of religious academics cannot be so casually ignored. It’s a big deal (pending confirmation).

There’s definitely something weird cooking for the 2022 new season of Earth, and I am NOT ready for another plot twist. 


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