“I don’t know.”

-What is it that you don’t know.

“I just don’t know.”

-Ok, well, what do you know?

“I know enough to not want to be doing this right now”.

– Can you at least tell me why you’re making faces?

“What faces?”

-Exactly, that one.

“I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

– We’re back where we started. Forget about it.

“Oh, so now you don’t want to talk to me anymore?”

-Not anymore, but certainly right now.

“Why not right now?”

-I don’t know.

“What don’t you know”

-I don’t know if I want to get into it right now.

“Ok, so I’ll leave you alone then.”

-Please do.

“Can I ask you at least one last thing?”

-Of course.

“Can you give me a caption for my Instagram post?

-Yea, ok. What is it that you want to say?

“I don’t know exactly.”

-Are you for real?

“What is it now?”

-I need to do my post. It’s almost midnight.

“So you have time for your blog, but not to help me come up with something for my post?”

-How about this? Let me finish this first, then I’ll help you with your thing. Is that ok with you?

“I don’t know. Maybe.”

-Fuck me