Tag: pizza
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“It’s just a ride”
Officially throwing the towel. Fuck it. Imma drink, eat, and spend like there’s no tomorrow (but responsibly, of course). The world is going to shit, fast. Might as well have some fun on the way down (if your privilege permits it). It’s not going to change for the better, at least anytime soon. Guaranteed. Greed […]
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Feeling like shit (but it’s not your fault)
Today, I’ve only eaten two full meals: Late Breakfast: protein pancakesEarly dinner: sushi.(some trail mix in between and protein bar) And I’ve been feeling like shit all night with a stomachache that’s killing me as I’m writing this post. Can’t believe I’m saying this, but I must have had some bad sushi for the first […]
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A 7,000-calorie day
They say it couldn’t be done (fine, maybe it shouldn’t be done), but I did it. 7,000 calories in 24 hours. To be honest, it was kinda effortless. NOT a good thing, but now I totally understand why there are so many overweight people. It’s just too easy and affordable to eat that much. It […]
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Morning headache incoming (again)
Pour up (Drank), head shot (Drank)Sit down (Drank), stand up (Drank)Pass out (Drank), wake up (Drank)Faded (Drank), faded (Drank).[…]First you get a swimming pool full of liquor, then you dive in itPool full of liquor, then you dive in it. Forget about “Gin and Juice”, “Lean” or “Red Bull and Vodka”, give me Wine and […]
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Monday incoming, doubling down
It’s gonna be a hell of a week. I just know it. I’m prepping for failure, starting tonight! Single malt whiskey, opened.Alarm set for a very, very LATE morning.It’s on! But… No late-night snacks. And this city is not famous for its night-life and after-hours diners. Waking up in the morning is going to suck […]
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Nice chill Monday, even though not-so good news linger
I sat down in front of my computer about an hour ago, and I’ve been staring at this blank blog post page for the better part of half and hour. Out of fucking ideas. All I really want to do is eat a large pizza and watch series until 2am… I don’t have to wake […]
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Hello, extra pounds; so we meet yet again
My digital scale doesn’t work right. It adds about 30 pounds to my body weight. But I do know that after 2 back to back long weekend trips eating and drinking to my heart’s content, I definitely gained some weight. AT LEAST 3-4 pounds. How do I know? You ask. Elementary, my dear reader. Clothes […]
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T-Minus 36 hours
I am really really REALLY not ready to get back on the grind after these past couple of days. It’s not even about working again or doing activities everyday, it’s about getting back to the exercise routine and diet. When you’re on vacation, you say: “Hey, fuck it. Imma have a great time. Bring it.” […]
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Ladies and Gentlemen, The Weekend
Well, it’s finally here. After five gruesome, long and overwhelming days, it’s here. THE WEEKEND. Two whole days of no 9am to 5pm. But this one is special, this one differentiates from the rest. You know why? NO RESPONSIBILITIES, NO WORK, NOTHING TO DO. Just wake up and be a person. Hey, you can be […]