Tag: diary
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Don’t worry, it’s not COVID, nor the flu
Another day, another post. Can’t stop, won’t stop.Even when I don’t have anything to say, I have to say something. This one is different because I’m writing with bath tissues up my nostrils. Where I came from, in the Caribbean, seasonal colds were a myth. Here in Ohio, apparently it is as real as the…
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Please, I’m asking nicely: TAKE. YOUR. FUCKING. WIND. CHIMES. DOWN!
Yes, Wind Chimes make noise. Yes, Wind chimes are annoying. And yes, if you have one hanging up outside with other properties nearby, you probably have a neighbor that hates your guts and curses you every time the sound resonates into their home. Wind chimes are offensive, uninviting, obnoxious AND THEY CAUSE FUCKING ANXIETY. Keep…
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A new hero emerges during the Ukraine – Russia crisis
Shortly after the Russian invasion began, unconfirmed rumors spread widely across the internet of a mysterious Ukrainian lone soldier terrorizing the Russian military within the first hours of the war. Apparently, this unknown military hero dubbed “The Ball Fondler of Donetsk” on social media, has been visiting numerous military Russian Camps dressed as a combat…
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A covert truth (pt. 3)
**To read part two of this story, click here** [cont.] All three men kept walking at a steady pace with the President’s burning cigar crown (and smell) leading the way. Most of the time they would breathe in the smoke blowing on their faces right behind him. It was still dark, and they wouldn’t risk…
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How to go from seeing red, to seeing blue
I have never experienced road rage in my life. Nor have felt anger turning into violence towards any living being (maybe a tree or car at some point, an inanimate object, of course. Bigger and stronger than me). Fair game, no one gets hurt, play ball. But I have seen red like four times during…
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Daily blog post loading (updated and finished)
Hey! Currently in the middle of an 8-hour drive crossing state lines. Post will be published soon. I know it feels like cheating, but it’s not. It’s being responsible. Don’t text and drive!! — Those couple of sentences above was me writing something fast to let you know that I didn’t forget about this. I…
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Go run a block (believe me, it works)
Alright, this is a very personal one. Again short, but right to the groin. An empty stomach is the first step towards a bad time. Always, always, eat first. Have your breakfast, your first meal of the day. Lots of protein. Get ready for an adventure, or a shitty time. Both need energy, don’t lose…
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Failure is inevitable, but suffering is bonus
Did you think I would miss my daily writing streak?!?! It’s 11pm in the time-zone I’m spending the weekend. Thank you CST for the extra hour. Today’s post will be short, but thought provoking. (I’m at a concert, then drinks, then museum, then rinse and repeat, you get the idea.) In the event of being…
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That ‘Crazy Ohio Weather’ oh, it’s real alright
The weather these last 7 days in Ohio has been ridiculous. Better yet, let’s make it the past 10 days. Even worse, it’s absurd! We went from 11F to 25F to 40F in under 36 hours. Then 2 whole days of stable high 50Fs smack-dab in the middle of the week. So fucking nice!! You…
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An invasion started, but your daily routine continues
Even though I’m in the security, conform and warmth of my bed with all my favorite amenities, this is not another normal winter evening. Anxiety and overwhelmingness are looming over me because on the other side of the world, across the Atlantic Ocean and thousands of miles away, Russia began a full-scale attack (inveasion) in…
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